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archiemcphee:

Alright Japan, now you’re just toying with us. Your relentless onslaught of weirdness and cuteness has us glued to our monitors lest we miss the next awesome thing you create or do. We’re putty in your hands. Now you’ve gone and made a series of photographs of cats dressed up as creative interpretations of sushi toppings, resting comfortably atop giant mounds of sushi rice, secured by enormous strips of nori. This one has pretty much rendered us speechless.

These “Sushi Cats” or “Neko-Sushi” are the work of Japan-based company Tange & Nakimushi Peanuts. Who needs to shower or go to work when there is stuff like this to see?

“According to the History of Sushi Cats video, the cats are a magical and historical creature that have been influencing humans since the beginning of time. Tange & Nakimushi Peanuts has released a mobile game app for iPhone and Android phones featuring the Sushi Cats. They also have an online store that offers photo prints, postcards and more (only available in Japan).”

Neko-Sushi is an extremely unusual life-form consisting of a cat on top of a portion of sushi rice. Although several references have come down to us through history from various researchers and witnesses, their existence is still shrouded in mystery and actual sightings remain rare.

There are several academics who have devoted their lives to the study of these creatures. According to a number of these, Neko-Sushi make use of gaps in space to come to us from an alternate dimension. Beyond these “gaps” lies the world of the Neko-Sushi in which, it is recently understood, lies the true identity of the cats that dwell with us here in the human dimension.

We can’t look away. It’s just too cute… too strange… too awesome.

Visit Laughing Squid for even more Neko-Sushi goodness.

omg :’)

omg

pwnator: taylor swift is that you

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pwnator:

taylor swift is that you

nevver: Poorly drawn lines

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nevver:

Poorly drawn lines

abomasnow: do she got the booty? she don’t

Sat, 18 May 2013 16:51:04 -0400

abomasnow:

do she got the booty?

she don’t

trustisforfools: mrspiritual: musicalpandas: gainingconfidence...

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trustisforfools:

mrspiritual:

musicalpandas:

gainingconfidencexo:

havocados:

emorenita:

why aren’t these being reblogged more often?
i rather see these than “keys in hand”

Fatality

Umm so since I’m stupid could someone kindly explain each step for me like step 3 am i head butting him in the face or the chest?

I think it depends on the height of the person, but I suppose the head is a more effective target. I hope this helps :)

Step 1: Step back the moment he reaches for you.

Step 2: Duck!

Step 3: Head butt him in the chin. It’s very important that it is the chin and not the chest because it is much more uncomfortable and disorienting to have your teeth bang together especially if it cuts his tongue (which it will if it is in the way). More than likely height won’t matter. He will be leaning forward from the missed attempt at grabbing you.

Step 4: Knee him in the balls.

Step 5: When he doubles over, jab him on his back. I believe at the base of the neck just above the shoulder blades would be best. I’m not an expert, but this seems like the best place, imo.

Step 6: Don’t lose contact. Bring your other hand over and slam your hands against the sides of his heads as hard as possible. Right on the ears is the best place; it is extremely disorienting if done correctly. Then take his head and bring it down on your knee as you bring your knee up. It’s very important that you avoid the nose because if you knee his nose it will definitely break and more than likely the bones will stab his brain killing him, so aim for his mouth instead.

Step 7: Keep your knee up and bring your foot out to kick him over. Personally, I don’t like the image because it looks like she kicked him with her toes. You do not want to do that. Instead kick him with the ball or heel of your foot and put power behind it with a push.

Step 8: He is on the ground. You could probably stop here and he would get the picture, but if you really want to…Your leg is still in the air from the kick. With all your force slam the edge of your your heel on his side. It will be more effective if you lower your body first by bending at the knee of the leg your weight is on. Done right, you can break a rib or two.

reblogging again for that^

unluckyships: when a friend asks you for a piece of paper and 12 other kids ask you too

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unluckyships:

when a friend asks you for a piece of paper and 12 other kids ask you too

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cootie-touch: a respectable dying wish

Sat, 18 May 2013 16:47:34 -0400

cootie-touch:

a respectable dying wish

jjlj13: laugh-until-you-drop: thesame5people: foreveralone-lyguy: I swear like 85% of all...

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jjlj13:

laugh-until-you-drop:

thesame5people:

foreveralone-lyguy:

I swear like 85% of all popular text posts are made by the same 5 people.

Actually I’ve never had a popular text post but it’s good to know you enjoy my blog

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3ntrance: sparkly-cupc4kes: faggotwbu: b4by-gir4ffe: 0h-bo0-y...

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3ntrance:

sparkly-cupc4kes:

faggotwbu:

b4by-gir4ffe:

0h-bo0-y0u-wh0r3:

Duuuudddeeeeeeeee

Quality Finding Nemo asdfghjkl

OMFG

this is perfect

I HAVEN’T SEEN THIS IN SO LONG LIKE LET ME LOVE YOU

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